Hello earthlings, semalam merdeka yang sunyi kan?

Dear Mother Nature,

I love it when you're not stingy on the rain like what you did last year. Please make up your mind about the weather. I need my hot bath in peace state.

I appreciate the cooler air, but to be honest this kind of flip-flopping is going to cause me some sinus issues very soon. That would be unfair to my blockish half nose. I don't mind singing thru the nasal.

I’d appreciate if you could do a gradual ease-into-fall type of thing. That way I’m less likely to get all stuffed up.

I’d really appreciate your time and consideration in this matter.

Sincerely,
K-achoo-mi